There's a house for sale in Los Angeles: 29 rooms, tennis court, swimming pool, and wine cellar, a guest house, game house, movie theater, and a grotto, which is not to be confused with any grotto you've read about in the Bible.
The owner wants $200 million dollars. Local realtors say that's optimistic; which is often their way of saying, that's ridiculous.
But the house is Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.
At the age of 89, Hef may be downsizing. Insert the double-entendre of your choice here.